Shoulda Put A Ring On It

For John-Paul

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 00:34:25 -0400

For John-Paul

This theme song is a classic. Totally legendary.Don’t know...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:43:56 -0500

This theme song is a classic. Totally legendary.
Don’t know why they tried to change it after a couple of seasons.

I resisted for so long, but I’m not completely...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:23:13 -0500

I resisted for so long, but I’m not completely obsessed.
Did I mention I just bought Tru Blood beer koozies on ebay?
Yeh, I’ve got it bad.

It really does sound majestic, doesn’t it?Well, at first,...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:38:40 -0500

It really does sound majestic, doesn’t it?
Well, at first, until the “ga ga ooh la la” bit.

For John-Paul and the boys down at the bathhouse

My mother OD’ed on Prince in the 80’sso I’m...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:26:47 -0500

My mother OD’ed on Prince in the 80’s
so I’m not a fan. At all.
This song, however, is amazing. Sheena Easton
saves the day.

Theme song from National Lampoon’s Christmas...

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:57:00 -0500

Theme song from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation;
shit, this movie is the best.

You remember the Pinball Number Count from Sesame Street?Well,...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:54:00 -0500

You remember the Pinball Number Count from Sesame Street?
Well, that was The Pointer Sisters. This ringtone is for you.

How did you get Madonna and Missy Elliotto sing a song about...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:14:00 -0500

How did you get Madonna and Missy Elliot
to sing a song about jeans?
GAP was shellin’ out the big bux for suuuuure.

for John-Paul and Bryan

My old roommate got me hooked on this track;it’s the theme...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:23:00 -0400

My old roommate got me hooked on this track;
it’s the theme song from Friday the 13, Part 3.
Let’s get spooky. REAL SPOOKY.

“Back to Life” is one of the best tracks OF ALL...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:21:00 -0400

“Back to Life” is one of the best tracks OF ALL TIME.
Case closed. Nellee Hooper, you are my hero.
This acapella version is my alarm that wakes me up in the AMs.

It’s a remix of the Beck song “Sexx Laws”made...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 11:32:00 -0400

It’s a remix of the Beck song “Sexx Laws”
made to sound like some early 80’s yacht rock jam.
Ah shiiiiiiiit.

for the Melloween crew over at Mary’s

The first MIA hit is still golden. This break is killer.for a...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:07:00 -0400

The first MIA hit is still golden. This break is killer.

for a drunken Chief Cheaves

Thanks for this crazy intro, Beyoncé;this is def some ringtone...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:33:00 -0400

Thanks for this crazy intro, Beyoncé;
this is def some ringtone fodder.

for Dorman - B’DAY!

“I’m rich. Like a hot noise.”This is one of my...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:28:00 -0400

“I’m rich. Like a hot noise.”
This is one of my favorite ringtones ever because
(A) I love the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and
(B) it sounds like a legit ringtone.

I made this ringtone after saying,“I wish there was a...

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 10:41:00 -0400

I made this ringtone after saying,
“I wish there was a remix of ‘2 Legit 2 Quit’
that just had the girl singing for a solid six minutes.
HAY HAY!”

for Millie and them husslas down at Club MTV

If only I could turn this music video into a ringtone…

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:35:14 -0400

If only I could turn this music video into a ringtone…

Dedicated to Bendito Chavez

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:30:00 -0400

Dedicated to Bendito Chavez